[BoS3] How I Got My Rooster

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how I got my rooster, about a year ago, in the summer. I'd been looking out my kitchen window for five years. And my backyard, well, it looked like a prison yard, really. It had a weight set that was and smashed bottles and garbage everywhere and barbed wire. I don't even know where the barbed wire came from. It was just there to make the yard look , I think.

And one morning, I woke up. And I said, that's . I can't this anymore. I'm going to this yard look good. And I go outside. And I take a  bag. And I start cleaning up the backyard, at like 6:00 in the morning.

My neighbors that I  a floor with are Ecuadorian gangsters. There's a  of them. And they all have the same nickname, Blanco. So we basically them, like, Small Blanco, Medium-sized Blanco, and then there's the Main Blanco.

And the Main Blanco, around 11 o'clock, opens his window. And he says, what are you doing? I said, I'm cleaning up this yard. And he said, all right, I'll you. That's, like, the first time I've ever spoken to the Main Blanco in, like, five years of living there.