HOW TO BREAK UP IN TWO MINUTES, p2Remember the time about a year ago, there was this incident... -- Keep it short, ok?
Ok. What I'm trying to tell you is, it's over between us. -- I see.
Well, I'll try to move out by the end of the week. -- Huh.
Yeah. I hope you're not angry with me or anything. -- Just go.
Because maybe I'm making a big mistake. -- , make up your mind, woman!
Do you think we are meant for each other? -- Ah, .
Ok, then I guess this is over. --
I'll come get my stuff tomorrow while you're at work. --
You're welcome to say goodbye to my cat if you want to. -- I will. I hate that thing.
Aren't you gonna miss her at all? --
That's... sad. I thought you liked Lola. -- Huh.
If you're trying to convince me I'm doing the right thing, you're doing a good job. -- Good.
Ugh. You're a jackass, you know that? I can't believe I ever dated you. --
[rolls eyes, shakes head, sighs] -- [shrugs, turns, walks off]