THE FUNNIES (1) washing off hippies

I used to when it rained; then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies. +++ Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it . +++ My plumbing is all . Turns out I do not own a garbage disposal. +++ If you a spoon from a ladle, that's when you're officially fat. +++ The plastic knife is perfect you want to make some tiny marks on your food and at the same time. +++ I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like all over them. +++ I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ' .' +++ Probably the worst time to have a heart attack is during a . +++ I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, I'm sorry, I thought you were . And I said, I am. +++ If I had a bookstore, I would make all the mystery novels . +++ I think one of the most of all time is the jackhammer. +++ The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to . +++ Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem . +++ I think they should on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something, it's at least a little bit funny.