Oh This Wedding (1-2) Biting Bullets
In my case, that's a huge , but one that I'm willing to make. They say there's no such thing as a free , but a wedding is as close as it gets. So you'd better bite the and wear something nice.
Then again, dressing too isn't good either. Then you risk coming as a show-off. You'll end up being the center of attention when what you really want is to be able to around eating as much food as you can without getting . Basically, you want to it safe. So, for Josh and Heather's wedding, I decided to wear a pair of black jeans and a black T-shirt.
My plan was not to show up until after the ceremony to avoid all of that "I do" and "With this ring" crap. That corny stuff just rubs me the wrong way, you know. Always , always will. But to his own, right? If that's what makes you happy, knock yourself out. Just don't me stand there and watch it. Anyway, I'm , sorry.